I want pizza.

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets, via perks-of-being-chinese)

suavebadass:

Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway

(Source: buckytrashboatbarnes, via raindeity)

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz, via frenchforletsgo)

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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(via ugly)

cknd:

I’d actually be much more hesitant to ask my dad for $20 if he was made of money.

(via unescapable)

suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)