I want pizza.

babygoatsandfriends:

this kid is cooler than all of us

babygoatsandfriends:

this kid is cooler than all of us

(via mirrorkeys)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  every time a child is born, the world’s population increases, and so does the earth’s mass, and therefore its gravitational force.  theoretically, there is a certain world population that would increase the earth’s gravity to the extent that the moon would collide into the earth

(via officialunitedstates)

snowbouquet:

Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.

(Source: riemurasia.net, via mirrorkeys)

iamthewhitegirl:

The white girls were here

(via mirrorkeys)

unclefather:

putahilton:

who is she?

looks like my aunt in the 90s at church

unclefather:

putahilton:

who is she?

looks like my aunt in the 90s at church

(Source: ohthatyessica, via lasagnababy)

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via mirrorkeys)

yungterra:

me: *pulls out whole loaf of bread*

every bird in a ten mile radius: nice

(via mirrorkeys)

wizard: this book has the ability to tell your future in vivid detail

me: let me kno when its released on dvd

deductiom:

chillona:

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

Depressing thought: I won’t live to see that world.

Not so depressing thought: you can help to create that world.

(via mirrorkeys)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via perks-of-being-chinese)