I want pizza.

comicshans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

I have waited my entire fucking life for this audiopost

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mooitstimdrake:

shinybulbasaurs:

shinybulbasaurs:

i tripped over a bra today

i think it was a booby trap

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That was like the biggest plot twist of my life

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werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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Anonymous said: Do you only watch pbs?

officialunitedstates:

there are other channels?

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

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jackadiddlediddle:

sixfeetunderjack-bandgasm:

Thank you. My life is complete

its all in tempo and in sync yessss

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